GRIZZLY PEAR

written snapshots

Category: Penny Delights

  • We sat at the edge of the bed and jump-bounced on the mattress with extreme giggling.

    “Spaceship Walk!”
    I squatted and he climbed onto my back.

    “Swing!”
    I grabbed his arms and swung him between my legs

    “Jump!”
    I loosely cradled him in my arms and hopped a few times

    “Roll over!”
    I stood over the bed and dropped him onto a pile of blankets.

    “Should I tell Mama about the fun we’re having?”
    “Never!”

    ䷳䷁

    don’t move
    real self

    best luck

  • Don’t be a prince, be noble.

    不事王侯,高尚其事。
    I Ching 18, line 6

    The footnote to my “Penny Delights” are an extremely idiosyncratic rendition of the I Ching. This is how I normally write them up.

    • Perform a quick reading (Russell Cottrell has a great yarrow stalk program)
    • Pick out the predominant line (using the method described by SJ Marshall)
    • Copy the original Chinese from Project Gutenberg.
    • Paste it into Google Translate (often unintelligible),
    • Reference a couple translations (on Russell Cottrell’s download)
    • Freelance wildly to create a little doggerel that may — or may not — have anything to do with the original.


    Today’s reading was a first. Google translate both made sense and actually aligned with the proper translations. So I passed it along untouched.

    Great life advice to boot!

  • Mama yelled at them for mopping the floor with blankets as shields from the grout lasers.

    She’s into Obby’s.
    (Obstacle courses on Roblox).

    Plays with her friends, chatting on facetime.
    (Her brother watches over her shoulder.)

    But only one hour on the iPad.
    (What else to do?)

    Staged a piano recital for the stuffies.
    (They quickly got bored of mashing keys.)

    He pulled out their fort building kit.
    (From my sister, last Christmas.)

    He started with a strange shape,
    (Not the usual cube with a gabled roof.)

    She saw immediately — a laser room!
    (She added checkpoints, throwing scarves onto the floor.)

    The lines in the tile are lasers too!
    (Protect yourself with baby blanket shields!)

    He nests a plastic carrot in a toilet paper tube.
    “The Golden Carrot!”

    ䷑䷎

    Don’t be a prince,
    不事王侯,
    Bù shì wánghóu,

    be noble.
    高尚其事。
    gāoshàng qí shì.

  • Without words clogging the box of glass and steel, he saw details buried in the blatant mundanity of his daily commute.

    Tractor trailer,
    A box of silver reflections,
    grey, blue, brown,
    The road, the sky, the me.

    Sun setting below a sign,
    Orange tints green and yellow,
    Buffalo Drive
    EXIT ONLY

    ䷳䷕

    mountain toes,
    betwixt glass and rock,
    grace and stillness,
    no body,

  • The desert rats were unprepared for the simulacrum of moisture in the atom-sphere.

    A man jogs
    Blonde mane,
    Just shorts,
    Stars and stripes.

    Five lights repeating thrice
    The sign blinks
    >>>
    (merge right, merge right, merge right)

    A sun rises
    through clouds
    past skyscrapers
    down Russell.

    ䷁䷇

    yellow skirt
    perfect fortune
    no flag


  • He asked for another sheet of paper as the molehill of ballots grew on the craft table.

    I was on the couch,
    She was practicing Chinese,
    Mom was on the computer.

    He handed each of us
    A small slip of paper.
    “Vote.”

    On the front, he wrote “For”
    He drew a line with a dot on the back.
    “Write your name.”

    My wife wrote her name.
    I wrote “爸” (dad)
    The girl added hearts to her name.

    He called for
    (a) “Cottage Cheese” (container)
    for a ballot box.

    We searched the cabinets,
    Only found big
    Yogurt tubs.

    Never mind.
    “It’s late!”
    Time for bed.

    ䷧䷿

    shoot falcons
    liberating sheep
    skipping over

    cushioned walls

  • He carefully studied his sister as she drew emoji’s with her friends before wielding his scissors and markers.

    He cut two long rectangles,
    Colored them blue,
    Held them against his face.
    😭

    He cut an oblong shape,
    Sharp corners at each end.
    Colored it red,
    Lips.

    He cut a square,
    Drew a face,
    Colored it brown.
    ???

    ䷏䷿

    drink and feast
    but no wet heads!

  • He snickered as his sister berated him for ruining today’s game.

    Arriving home, I was greeted by Wordle.
    The kids snuck off with the iPad.

    Giggling in the playroom,
    They connected to the living room TV.

    Stop playing with the iPad!
    I have to take my shower first.

    Coming out to play,
    He already took four guesses.

    AUDIO
    AUDIO
    AUDIO
    AUDIO
    □□□□□
    □□□□□

    ䷚䷧

    carry a burden
    ride a carriage

    invite mischief

  • She insisted on showing us how she induced that green pillowcase to don a pair of dark grey socks with black stripes.

    She sat on the kitchen tile,
    pulled the pillowcase over her legs
    put the socks on her feet,
    slid out and hopped up,
    proudly displaying
    a topsy-turvy skirt wearing socks.

    A few minutes later,
    I wandered into the living room.
    Two kids wriggling inside
    the stretched out skirt.
    she looked up, grinning,
    “a chrysalis!”

    I grabbed my phone,
    but the older butterfly was
    already chasing her brother.
    Twirling a chrysalis
    over her head,
    a lasso.

    ䷤䷩

    auspicious woman
    children dally

    great crossing
    elephant laughter

  • They embarked upon two suburban safaris to exotic places of prosaic commerce.

    We left the world as it shut down.
    Three years later, we decided to visit the library.
    For a Japanese koto concert
    (we lasted one song)

    Shopped at the friend’s bookstore,
    Browsed the stacks,
    While we were out, we went shopping.
    (our first time with the kids)

    • Marshalls
    • Ranch 99
    • 168
    • Sprouts

    He rode the shopping cart seat,
    She scrunched in the basket.
    She got out and pushed him,
    (he got out and tried to pushed her)

    Bought my first new pair of shoes in five years.
    Picked up staples, veggies and meat.
    He called out the name of everything he saw.
    (delighted by the mundane cornucopia of produce)

    We saw live fish,
    looking miserable.
    And crab, clams, and lobsters,
    (presumably miserable too)

    Crackers,
    Lots of crackers.
    And aisles of snacks and candy.
    (mama said no!)

    I ran into an classmate from my old kung fu school.
    He recognized me, even with a mask.
    We hugged.
    (school still going strong)

    Left for home at 7 pm.
    Mama made Mac & Cheese at 9 pm.
    Kids fell asleep at 11 pm.
    (made it to 12am to close year 43.)

    (what will 44 bring?)
    Woke up to wrap presents
    Made pancakes with the kids
    They unwrapped my gifts
    We started a puzzle
    I took a nap
    Made birthday noodles
    Cleaned the kitchen
    We went to Ikea.

    It’s been forty months,
    Since I rushed through for
    Utensils and Swedish meatballs.
    (exiled from family before the world shut down)

    The four of us
    leisurely meandered
    through both floors
    (he loved the escalator)

    They sat on every couch
    Before we picked up the pace
    To the toys.
    (mama let us buy a small stuffie)

    Downstairs
    He rode a shopping cart,
    Twice in two days!
    (after so many years)

    We picked through the goods,
    Checked out,
    Entered the dark.
    (two hours after we arrived)

    He exclaimed
    Wow that was fast!
    Yes it was.
    (all of it)

    ䷎䷦

    modest expedition
    through neighbors
    no disadvantage