pitter-patter, pitter-patter, THUMP!

What happened?

我喜欢打屁股.

WHAT?!

我喜欢打屁股!
(I like to hit my butt!)

He did not escape mom’s angry lecture.
Don’t play on the stairs!

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a lapdog no profit
a chicken no blame
beware shifty stairs